Who Will Survive

waichichi:

oomshi:

no you can not touch me

no you cant talk to me

no you cant have my number

yes you can do all of the above if you buy me mcdonalds

or if you tell me i’m cute. mhmmm

And this is the reason guys think taking us to dinner and complimenting us means they should automatically get laid

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

(Source: eltonherculesjohn, via yourdailycupoft)

vixichi:

laperspective:

I loved The Great Gatsby before it was trendy…

(via griptape)

my mind is telling me no

and my budget

my budget is also telling me no

(Source: theknightofsnark, via itschloe-a)